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stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

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eartheld:

eyeslikeoedipus:

that would be so slippery:/

mostly nature

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I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone.

The New Yorker  (via drunkblogging)

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

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hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

What are the insurance and retirement benefits like? Tell me more about the vacation policy.

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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